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evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

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Timestamp: 1411005940

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

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dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

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Timestamp: 1411005861

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

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thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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