earthdad:

do u ever just think of holding hands with someone who u like and get a boner

(via pizza)

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oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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add a word to ruin a movie:

yasssbetch:

ravenbaxtersdad:

yasssbetch:

ravenbaxtersdad:

yasssbetch:

swearbymyheart:

yasssbetch:

huluhooping:

- Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard Sale
- Charlottes Web Cam

Pretty in Pink Crocs

Man of Steel Boners

Lord of the Onion Rings

The 40-year-old Virgin Mary

500 Days of Summer School

Fight Club Penguin

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Hair

(via glimmerwith-hope)

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

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luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

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super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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